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Zabava, vicevi i slicno! (2.)
Shaggy:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
lfc4ever:
Oženio se Mujo...
Veli njemu Fata:
- De, kad si na nogama, pristavi kavu,
malo poslije toga:
- De, kad si na nogama, zakuvaj kavu,
pa :
- De, kad si na nogama, posluži nas.,
i opet:
- De, kad si na nogama, naloži vatru.
Konačno Mujo sjedne, a Fata se digne sa stolice, a Mujo će njoj:
- De, dok si na nogama, vrat' se svome babi..
drky:
I jedna stara slika, ali za uvijek predobra. Stvarno ne znam kako su ovo uspjeli...
mrdokic911:
http://liverpooloffside.sbnation.com/2014/2/5/5379398/brendan-rodgers-ian-ayre-liverpool-transfer-window
--- Citat: ---Pascoe: Boss! I've just been working on Kolo's passing across the back-line. I think he's really cracked it! I've done wonders with him. I mean, this may constitute the best coaching achievement of my...good god! What's going on with your lips? For the love of all that's holy, get some balm on them. You'll frighten little Phil again.
Rodgers: (Stung and self-conscious) Just get back to the training pitch and lay out the cones, Colly. Leave the coaching to me. We're still suffering from that shooting 'session' you did with Hendo. And put on some bloody trousers, ya big dope. It's winter.
--- Kraj citata ---
--- Citat: ---Pascoe: Gaffer! Brendan! Boss! Look what I'm working on with Aly! He's doing great. Soon he'll be able to cross while actually running. Look. (He turns to a tired looking Cissokho who wears an expression of confused horror) Show him, Aly!
Rodgers looks up from his chat with a pained but patient smile.
Rodgers: Let's see you then, Aly!
Cissokho sets off down the touchline with the ball at his feet, head lolling anxiously from side to side as he goes, his backside seemingly never in tune with his legs. He constantly looks on the verge of falling over and when he reaches the dead ball line he finally succumbs to gravity, scooping the ball pitifully, as he collapses, towards the waiting Suarez, who, in an act of charity, runs to meet the trickling football and blasts it past Brad Jones, who is giving an interview to Ideal Hair magazine.
--- Kraj citata ---
mrdokic911:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=6va3nTS2rHc
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